i fart way too much to be graceful
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this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck
(Via dulect Source: thisistheglamorous-deactivated2) 163,654 notes | 3 years ago
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Exactly how I stare down my food waiting for it to cook in the microwave:
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Daddy: Where’s my little girl?
Me: *covers face with blankie*
Daddy: Where is she? Where’d she go? I need my little baby!
Me: *pops head up and giggles*
Daddy: There she is! There’s my baby!
Me: *melts into a cute puddle of little*
*slurps up the puddle*
my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away
Hey is
Is your refrigerator running
my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?
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When you discover a new hyperfixation
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How old is this and why is it on my dash
i made this in 2018
I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation
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elon musk didn’t even inhale that shit he held it in his mouth and blew it all out and THAT’S the reason his stocks tanked
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